#292965 - He had a wife and two kids He had a blue Mazda He had a corned beef on pumpernickel And some cheesy elbow macaroni for lunch He had a 34 inch waist He had red BVDs He had an ingrown toenail He had a good idea Of who was banging his wife on Tuesdays And sometimes Thursdays He had a Rolex Perpetual Air-King Self-winding waterproof watch He had a Frank Zappa CD in the car He had a tendency to pandiculate in public He had to take a leak He had a slight headache He had a slight boner He had opened up a Pandora’s box and mawed her musky mound as she moaned and mewed like a puss warm in its fine contentment He had a couple or twenties and some change He had long sideburns He had a bromide He had a wife and two kids fin. It was New York City, January 4th, 1964 Big AL the ninja had to go to work at a Chinese dry cleaner shop. They called Big AL the ninja “Flapdoodle” at the Chinese dry cleaner shop and sang a little song